Jawn Price!

There’s something about Mary

My friend Mary likes to blog…

She blogs alot.

Most times i find her blog filled with pictures of men half naked.

Less times i find it filled with men half clothed.

Mary is a powerful word, like all other words that start with M.

Massacre, Mayhem, Malicious…all powerful M words.

A wise man once said, “With great power comes great responsibility.”

My friend Mary is powerful, my friend mary blogs…

Some would conclude that mary is a powerful blogger…

I have not protested against this theory.

Two roads diverged in a yellow woods,

and Mary blogged about the one less traveled.

My friend Mary likes to blog…

My friend Mary blogs alot.